25Jan/101
What’s Worse Than A Shark?
A Sea Bear!!
What worse than a Sea Bear? A Sea Rhinoceros!
If only the guy knew that drawing a circle around him would have protected him from a Sea Bear attack. What's really bad is that the sound of Sea Bear attacks is what draws the attention of a Sea Rhinoceros. I sure hope he has his Anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments on.
19Jan/100
Huge 20 Sided Dice for Huge AD&D Nerds
I'll admit that I used to play the pen and paper version of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons years ago. This 20 sided dice would have fit in perfectly with me and my friends playing AD&D (Version 2.0). This inflatable die radiates a dwemor that gives +2 to nerdiness and will allow you to cast "Summon Nerds" once a day.
Just make sure you don't attack the darkness with it.






