What’s Worse Than A Shark?
A Sea Bear!!
What worse than a Sea Bear? A Sea Rhinoceros!
If only the guy knew that drawing a circle around him would have protected him from a Sea Bear attack. What's really bad is that the sound of Sea Bear attacks is what draws the attention of a Sea Rhinoceros. I sure hope he has his Anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments on.
Huge 20 Sided Dice for Huge AD&D Nerds
I'll admit that I used to play the pen and paper version of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons years ago. This 20 sided dice would have fit in perfectly with me and my friends playing AD&D (Version 2.0). This inflatable die radiates a dwemor that gives +2 to nerdiness and will allow you to cast "Summon Nerds" once a day.
Just make sure you don't attack the darkness with it.
Handmade Arcade Game Themed Sweaters
Some very lucky boy back in 1983/84 was blessed with theme arcade game themed sweaters by his dear ol' mother. They are all pretty arcade accurate except the Pac-Man and what appears to be something that doesn't resemble much of Mario on the Donkey Kong sweater. Maybe the boy's mother took creative liberties and knitted her son in the game instead.
Retro Games With Modern Names
Graphic artist Robert Penney put together a set of video game packaging mock-ups imagining "retro games with modern themes" for the "Cartridge Video System 2600". They look pretty real to me.






