25Jan/101
What’s Worse Than A Shark?
A Sea Bear!!
What worse than a Sea Bear? A Sea Rhinoceros!
If only the guy knew that drawing a circle around him would have protected him from a Sea Bear attack. What's really bad is that the sound of Sea Bear attacks is what draws the attention of a Sea Rhinoceros. I sure hope he has his Anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments on.
6Jan/100
How Long Can You Survive Chained To a Bunk Bed With a Velociraptor?
Apparently with all my mad Ninja skillz I won't even last 2 minutes. That sucks!
See how long you last: How Long Can You Survive Chained To a Bunk Bed With a Velociraptor?


