Things That Nerds Do

25Jan/101

What’s Worse Than A Shark?

A Sea Bear!!

What worse than a Sea Bear? A Sea Rhinoceros!

If only the guy knew that drawing a circle around him would have protected him from a Sea Bear attack. What's really bad is that the sound of Sea Bear attacks is what draws the attention of a Sea Rhinoceros. I sure hope he has his Anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments on.

6Jan/100

How Long Can You Survive Chained To a Bunk Bed With a Velociraptor?

Apparently with all my mad Ninja skillz I won't even last 2 minutes. That sucks!

See how long you last: How Long Can You Survive Chained To a Bunk Bed With a Velociraptor?